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HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!Y

Heihei!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAY GABRIEL TAN! WATCH OUT >:D

Sup! :-)
I have nothing to do and i found something in facebook. Hahaha.



Urbandictionary.com!


Instructions: Go to and www.urbandictionary.com type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you. I guarantee you're gonna find some pretty hilarious results.


1. YOUR NAME: Michelle
Hebrew meaning "like God"...michelle's are often Leo's, astonishingly gorgeous, very athletic, dark hair and usually curly/waivy/thick, another thing is that almost all Michelle's have similar noses.
guy#1. "man that girl was hot and good in bed"
guy#2. "must've been named Michelle"
guy#1. "how'd you know?"
guy#2. "..."
Lame thiz 1.


2. AGE: 14.
The age of sexual consent in CANADA. When you turn 14 you can be fucked.
ME: Now that you're 14 we can FUCK! HER: *SLAP*
Wtf.


3. ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS: Cybelle
A snotty assed chatter-bot that askes u too many fucking stupid questions.Not to mention a big dumbass.
Me:Hi Cybelle
Cybelle:Hi There
Me:U suck
Cybelle:Why r u so mean?
Quite mean eh, the last sentence quite familiar!


4. WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING: Dota
a warcraft 3 custom map, filled with idiots.
Host: okay ping looks good guys
Pro: gl hf
Game will start in 5 seconds
Game will start in 4 seconds
Game will start in 3 seconds
Nerd: LOOOOL NOOB! i poon at dota
Retard: Faggot host!
Game will start in 2 second
Retard has left the game
Pro: ffs.
Game will start in 1 second
Lol, retarded.


5. FAVORITE COLOR: Black
1-A color widely defined as the absence of light.
2-The darkest shade possible
3-The opposite of white, imho, best described on the Yin&Yang symbol.
1-"I see a red door and I want to paint it black"-the_Rolling_Stones.
2-"You should use a black crayon to draw some shade, if your door is open to the night"-Art-Teacher.
3-"the white on the yin&yang symbol is opposite yet complimentary and equal to the black."


6. FAVORITE NUMBER: 9
A number which was eaten by 7
Why are all the other numbers afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9 (seven ATE nine..)
Typical.



7. MONTH OF YOUR BIRTHDAY: October
People born in october are fun loving and energetic, and care very much (sometimes too much) what other people think about them. They love having friends and are outgoing in certain scenarios, but not in others. They may have trouble finding who they really are but once they click, their personality explodes. October is the best month to be born in :]
look at cassidy, she is so cool. she must be born in october.
Ohyeahhhh!



8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO: Dion
An abstract concept, typified by a state of mind approaching the cerebral nirvana of a cartoon super-villain psyche crossed with that of a 1972 peruvian porn star.
whoa, you're like, so Dion right now!
This one's funny, haha!




Ok that was so retarded but who cares,
IM GONNA DOTA WITH D NOW. CIAO!